Comments on: Anton LaVey

By: Zaquia_666

Zaquia_666 — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:45:06 +0000

I’d hug you if I knew you, just for that comment.

By: Zaquia_666

Zaquia_666 — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:32:40 +0000

Of course they don’t. If they did, they wouldn’t be spewing such ridiculous nonsense.

By: Zaquia_666

Zaquia_666 — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:09:19 +0000

Wrong, and wrong. Satanists do not believe in God. Period. At all. They also don’t believe in Satan as He is portrayed by the Judeo-Christian Church, but instead believe in him as an idea, as a philosophy. Nothing more, and certainly not as an entity to be worshipped.

By: Zaquia_666

Zaquia_666 — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:06:08 +0000

We probably could, given how many stereotypical sorcerers there have been in history. Please. How many have there been, really? This one’s the best you’ll get unless you revert to comic books and drawings.

By: Zaquia_666

Zaquia_666 — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:02:29 +0000

Agreed. I second this comment!

By: Zaquia_666

Zaquia_666 — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:00:32 +0000

Confusionistic? As in, to cause confusion? Or, did you mean Confucianistic, in relating to Confucianist thought, related to Confucius the philosopher from mediaeval China?

By: Zaquia_666

Zaquia_666 — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 03:57:30 +0000

You and I have that much in common.

By: lolmann

lolmann — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 09:52:25 +0000

i agree, everything has an exact opposite, like it or not, IF something like satan exists, the also exists a god…

By: lolmann

lolmann — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 09:50:24 +0000

satan is not the opposite of god, satan IS a god… do you even KNOW the morales of laVey??

By: philip

philip — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:39:39 +0000

i want to be rich and well know , and i want to jion the satan church

By: Rachel

Rachel — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:29:58 +0000

Well SAID my friend.
It annoys me when people put ‘then’ instead of ‘than’.

By: Travis

Travis — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:06:55 +0000

I was totally about to submit this, and while searching for a picture of ming found this one! I was gunna use the same pics too.

By: Darkreaper0666

Darkreaper0666 — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:11:44 +0000

R.I.P. LaVey you will always be missed -HEIL SATAN

By: roflwaffle.

roflwaffle. — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:33:19 +0000

Agreed.

By: Opados

Opados — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:45:45 +0000

How can you affirm the existence of the pantheon of the fallen angels like Lucifer, Belial and Leviathan, and yet not affirm the existence of God, even as a notion? Surely for the satanic forces to even have a purpose, they must have an adversary?

By: M

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:57:54 +0000

They both went for the generic evil villian look

By: Liz

Liz — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 23:23:50 +0000

You’re evil looking.

By: Liz

Liz — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 23:22:49 +0000

God is boring.

By: satanssodier47

satanssodier47 — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:05:36 +0000

dude some of us are theistic satanists we DO worship satan as an idol but we do NOT confirm or believe in the existance of God. we are also polytheistic with the crowned princes, all to be worshipped, being satan, lucifer, belial, and leviathan.

By: Kalagie

Kalagie — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:47:29 +0000

That man is the most stereotypical looking evil-person that I have EVER seen.

By: kittehsftw

kittehsftw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:05:57 +0000

*ahem*
BUUUUUUURRRRNNN!!!!!

By: prismacolor

prismacolor — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:22:21 +0000

To SmarterThenYou:

And those who say they are smarter than others usually aren’t. Case in point, it’s Smarter THAN You.

By: MarilynSmile

MarilynSmile — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:17:33 +0000

I tink tat waz supozed ta hapen

By: maddy

maddy — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:09:00 +0000

haha comment win…. TEEHEE

By: poopoo

poopoo — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:47:31 +0000

P.O.S.E.R.

By: lux

lux — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:53:20 +0000

you just nailed it

By: chris

chris — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:21:42 +0000

isnt borring, the opposite of interesting?

By: chris

chris — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:19:20 +0000

I always thought Confusionistic coments to be redundant.

By: JesusWasGay

JesusWasGay — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:05:32 +0000

Anton LaVey was a Satanist to his dying breath. Because unlike yourself, he was not a fool.

By: Secks

Secks — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:04:13 +0000

Lol, I never made that connection. Hail Satan!

By: SmarterThenYou

SmarterThenYou — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:03:28 +0000

He who calls others posers are usually posers themselves.

By: Ghoulfink

Ghoulfink — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:13:55 +0000

Satanists believe in God and Satan, but as you say, the LaVey Satanists are just believing in anything that pisses of the public.

By: queer

queer — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:25:09 +0000

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By: Darby

Darby — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:49:44 +0000

I sincerely hope that the founder of the church got turned around before he died and got hooked on the most powerful awesome source there is and that’s Jesus. Just try it, what do you have to lose other than your soul. http://www.notreligion.com

By: CaeruleanXII

CaeruleanXII — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 17:54:10 +0000

LaVeyan Satanism is a type of humanist philosophy. They don’t actually oppose God (as they don’t believe in him) and to them Satan is more of a mascot or metaphor. They aren’t literal Satan worshipers.

Here’s a good place to start:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism

By: CaeruleanXII

CaeruleanXII — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 17:42:53 +0000

LaVey’s appearance is that of the stereotypical evil sorcerer. I’m sure we could do a whole line of lookalikes here.

By: me

me — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 13:33:49 +0000

Oddly, the Church of Satan doesn’t actually believe that Satan (or God) exists; they just use it as a symbol of self-indulgence and because they know it pisses off the mainstream. I find it hard to take them seriously.

Take in the fun picture people; try not to make too many posts that display your blatant naivety in the process

By: boom

boom — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:45:10 +0000

or “opposite of interesting”.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:22:13 +0000

Satan=opposite of God

Not quite. Satan is a created creature, a fallen angel. There is no ‘opposite to God’. That’s like saying, ‘the opposite of the universe’.

By: Not even close

Not even close — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:12:13 +0000

Satan=opposite of God; church=place where one worships. Hence, the Church of Satan is the place where the followers of the opposite of God worship.

Flash Gordon is a comic book character who is a football player.

Did you run out of weed, or what?

By: ur face

ur face — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:17:29 +0000

and Im Christian

By: ur face

ur face — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:15:22 +0000

Wats the church of Satan and I thought flash Gordon was a football playa

By: intrigue

intrigue — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:41:28 +0000

and here i figured it was the other way around

By: dSmith

dSmith — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:02:55 +0000

LaVey consciously modeled his appear modeled his appearance after Ming.

By: Steve Sherman

Steve Sherman — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:56:22 +0000

But they both must beware of Flash Gordon, quarterback for the New York Jets !

By: I'm nobody, who are you?

I'm nobody, who are you? — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:10:45 +0000

Klytus, I’m bored. What play thing can you offer me today?

By: I'm nobody, who are you?

I'm nobody, who are you? — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:08:00 +0000

I TOTALLY have never seen them in the same room at the same time.

By: Irish

Irish — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:56:04 +0000

“Mwahaha! Your efforts are futile, Flash Gordon! Your technological advances are meaningless when matched against the awesome might of…-dun dun duuun- …SATAN!”

By: Emperor Tomato Catsup

Emperor Tomato Catsup — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:41:26 +0000

“I like to play with things a while before annihilation. “

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:41:10 +0000

Uncanny, actually.