Comments on: Jemaine Clement Totally Looks Like Jeff Goldblum

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By: Hippie215

Hippie215 — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:48:17 +0000

Jemaine also looks alot like Stephen King. haha (:

By: llc

llc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:34:34 +0000

both need a shower…

By: cole

cole — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:00:57 +0000

agreed, flight of the conchords reminds me of early tenatious D. hilarious!!!

By: lauren

lauren — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:02:24 +0000

flight of the conchords is hands dowm THE funniest show ive ever seen. in my life.

By: Factorial

Factorial — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:03:43 +0000

*sigh* So do I. But I guess they can’t apprecitate a real man. lols.

Jeff = <3

By: rockyhorror

rockyhorror — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:55:10 +0000

I don’t see it.

By: RadicalOne

RadicalOne — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:53:35 +0000

Yes, but this is a shot from Jurassic Park I.

By: scottwasmyroomie

scottwasmyroomie — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:53:04 +0000

I like Jemaine better. Jeff Goldblum watches you poop.

By: ARTYFISHALL

ARTYFISHALL — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:42:23 +0000

Whoever thinks this, must need glasses too.

By: rocksister

rocksister — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:46:06 +0000

Goldblum is hot. Always has been, always will be. See him in THE FLY?? Yum

By: julianwhimsy

julianwhimsy — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:39:20 +0000

DIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOO

By: BadHaircutDude

BadHaircutDude — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:33:07 +0000

And Jemaine is WAY sexier!! He can make love for 2 minutes, what else do you need?

By: Crazee!

Crazee! — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:14:39 +0000

NO HE DOESN’T

By: Crazee!

Crazee! — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:12:39 +0000

IM A JEMAINIAC TOO!!!!
I <3 FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!!!

By: Marcio

Marcio — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:19:33 +0000

Jemaine Clement looks like Benicio del Toro

By: scuba

scuba — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:12:55 +0000

Nooooooooooooooooo jermaine is waaaaaaaaay cuter!!!!!

By: lanban

lanban — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:30:00 +0000

guess I can’t put a video in, but if your interested in laughing your ass of look up – flight of the conchords – the most beautiful girl in the room- on youtube

By: lanban

lanban — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:24:35 +0000

I don’t agree with you! check out this video and then make a decision.
haha

By: KMcC.

KMcC. — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:37:18 +0000

Jemaine is from the show Flight of the Conchords. Look it up on YouTube. If you don’t pee yourself laughing, you don’t deserve to be breathing. : ]

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:57:28 +0000

*Ahem* I think the DIFFERENCE is very clear here.
Jeff Goldblum is sexy. Jemaine Clement (whoever the fook he is) is not.
*shields face*

By: Pirate

Pirate — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:13:25 +0000

The dude on the left also looks kinda like Patrick Stump of Fallout Boy…

By: Ethan

Ethan — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:41:55 +0000

RonaldChevalier.com FTW!

By: moonbaby

moonbaby — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:31:31 +0000

If you’re a friend of Jemaine Clement, I guess you would say, “Dude, you’ve got a totally kick-ass Jeff Goldblum thing goin’ on.”

If you’ve ever laid eyes on Jeff Goldblum, however, you would never confuse the two.

By: moonbaby

moonbaby — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:25:42 +0000

Good! Then YOU can tell us who he is.

By: moonbaby

moonbaby — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:23:57 +0000

I clicked on your link. This TLL isn’t on that site. Anyway, I’m not sure ANY comparison isn’t fair game around here (although we don’t need to see them all in both places!)

By: bcdm

bcdm — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:11:07 +0000

That is, in fact, a preposterous hypothesis.

By: meg

meg — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:44:51 +0000

not really..

By: gilda

gilda — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:23:05 +0000

Uhhh…they definitely don’t look anything alike…

Features are really differently proportioned, mouth and nose are way off, the Jemaine dude has little eyes and low eyebrows…oh, yeah, and Jeff Goldblum is actually attractive.

By: silly

silly — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:45:46 +0000

Soo it’s ok to have people look like cartoons or inanimate objects on this site….buuuut not two people who style themselves significantly similarly?

*Sigh.* I will never understand.

P.S. Yeah, the name on my boyfriend’s intramural shirt definitely is ‘Rhymenoceros’ and his friend is the ‘Hiphopopotomus’

By: WWWWW

WWWWW — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:36:26 +0000

Have to admit it. I am as straight as the day is long, but Goldblum is and was a good lookin dude. Back in the ’80s and ’90s the ladies loved him, and you have to respect that.

Plus, he has the weird-ass way of speaking. It sounds sort of Shantner-ish, to me.

Too bad about Crichton, too. He wrote some real hum-dingers.

By: TurdFerguson

TurdFerguson — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:26:19 +0000

I agree the only thing these guys have in common is the shap of their glasses and hair color. Complete FAIL!

By: Birdgirl

Birdgirl — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:17:31 +0000

Seriously! I agree!! No similarity whatsoever!

By: Jessi

Jessi — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:48:53 +0000

*highfive* Goldblum is totally sexy, lol. I get way too many weird looks for admitting that, too…

By: Jessi

Jessi — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:45:41 +0000

Yeah, like, maybe he/she thinks the word ‘alike’ should mean the two people are similar in appearance. The weirdo…

By: Jessi

Jessi — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:42:18 +0000

Goldblum was also in the second…

That sucks that Crichton died. That’s another author I like passing away. And so soon after Arthur C. Clarke, too…

By: Kaishay

Kaishay — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 08:10:37 +0000

Eek.. Goldblum is sexeh.. Jermaine is most definitely not.
This lookylikey sucks.

By: more cowbell

more cowbell — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:30:17 +0000

OMG!!! I would LOVE to be molested by him!!!

By: altron

altron — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:10:16 +0000

wow. I seriously have a picture of both of those and my friend to illustrate how he looks like their child.

By: lora_vine

lora_vine — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 05:52:21 +0000

Bloody Steve…

By: Dylan H.

Dylan H. — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:22:23 +0000

Clement looks like a slightly more simian version of Goldblum.

By: Kimberly

Kimberly — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:33:09 +0000

Holy crap. I had no idea he died until I read your comment. I googled it and am sitting here in shock. I loved his style of writing and have read every one of his books at least once. Micheal will definitely be missed.

By: A Wallflower

A Wallflower — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:09:08 +0000

Maybe you are restricting the world ‘alike’ way too much.

By: Nashira

Nashira — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:05:46 +0000

OMG Is Jamaine the guy from Flight of the conchords? xD LMAO

By: You people are blind

You people are blind — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:45:17 +0000

They look nothing alike. Are you all stoned? Blind? Stupid?

By: oh Moi

oh Moi — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:38:14 +0000

Eww! At least Goldblum has a bit of charisma helping him along… Clements just looks like a dirty, greasy molester who gives me the creeps

By: more cowbell

more cowbell — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:12:18 +0000

What kind of rapping name is Steve

By: Slartibartfast

Slartibartfast — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:18:47 +0000

Oh wait, he’s not a large water-dwelling mammal. I guess Steve got me all confused. Err, Steve.

By: i luv FOTC

i luv FOTC — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:15:29 +0000

OMG Jemaine (the Hiphopopotomus)

you are totally looking like Jeff

why dont they do a totally looks like of Bret?

By: Slartibartfast

Slartibartfast — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:14:59 +0000

Eh, they kind of look alike, but does Goldblum have a water-dwelling rapping alter ego? I think not.