Comments on: John Travolta Totally Looks Like Xenu

By: jonneeeeeee

jonneeeeeee — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 01:14:25 +0000

Man,he looks like he could use a roy al with cheese.This is one hell of a cowinky dink.

By: EvilDave

EvilDave — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 18:20:49 +0000

I have read Dianetics and have met plenty of $cientologists. I been to Clearwater to where the Fort Harrison hotel is. I have seen the building that the $cientologists have bought and the cameras that have been installed on the side. I have watched the freaky drones walking around in their little uniforms. (Yes, I know they are just regular clothes, but why do they all dress alike?) I know about SeaOrg. I know about 2R45.

Remember, Hubbard said the best way to get rich was to start a religion.

By: EvilDave

EvilDave — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:59:45 +0000

The “official Scientology version of Xenu”? You do know that they completely deny everything remotely related to their space opera beginnings, right?

That is their trade secret and why they copyright everything and sue anyone that might have violated their copyright.

By: EvilDave

EvilDave — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:43:57 +0000

Nah. He played a licensed-to-kill secret agent who REALLY enjoys his job.

By: EvilDave

EvilDave — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:04 +0000

However, John Travolta is a $cientologist, so Xenu is much more of a win.

By: John Small Berries

John Small Berries — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:07:59 +0000

No. It was the People’s Temple, who committed mass suicide in Jonestown, Guyana, at the direction of their leader, Jim Jones.

Those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it.

By: one cult leader to rule them all

one cult leader to rule them all — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:54:53 +0000

you’ve got to start with a cool name. Noone wants to join a boring sounding religion like “christianity” or “momon”, try to zazz it up a bit!

By: natalie

natalie — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:51:13 +0000

I also hear that scientologists are really humble too

By: natalie

natalie — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:49:29 +0000

priceless!

By: Joey Goombot

Joey Goombot — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:10:50 +0000

BTW, in case anyone didn’t know… John Travolta is bald in real life. He’s known to wear wigs/toupees in public and obviously in his movies. This picture shows him as he really look without the hair pieces. Except that he shave the hair on the sides that he still has left.

By: Mary

Mary — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:50:20 +0000

Two days after this post, Tom Cruise calls John Travolta and says “dude, we can’t be friends”.

By: emily

emily — Sun, 03 May 2009 08:10:05 +0000

he is a scientologist though.

By: Goblineye

Goblineye — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:46:39 +0000

I think you’ll find Kool-Aide was in the Illuminatus Trilogy… spiked with wicked acid.. during the rock concert that brought back the Nazi Zombies…

By: Sophie

Sophie — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:53:49 +0000

uh… no. read the comments before you post?

By: KatRit

KatRit — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:03:22 +0000

Kind thoughts and prayers to the Travolta family, May Jett rest in peace.

By: Blaze

Blaze — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:10:24 +0000

HOLY MOSES, is that Travolta? O_O

By: celticfife

celticfife — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:27:12 +0000

Cults = Kool-aid: The People’s Temple at Jonestown was first to drink grape flavored Flavor-Aid.

Gives new meaning to the commercial…

“What do you have to drink?”

“Soda, the purple stuff, Sunny D…”

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:08:08 +0000

And he’s a scientologist too! xD

By: Jenny

Jenny — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:21:45 +0000

funny enough he was playing xenu?

By: aka-46

aka-46 — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:55:19 +0000

He totally looks like a black guy!

By: F TANK

F TANK — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:50:24 +0000

Great…there’s also a million people like you that accomplished all that without scientology – what’s your point?

By: Ayingel

Ayingel — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:51:09 +0000

well see…no one remembers this, but he was in a movie about l ron hubbards book “battle field earth”….so it isn’t surprising he looks like the guy O_o

By: IsisIsisRAHRAHRAH

IsisIsisRAHRAHRAH — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:53:20 +0000

Not only that, but Hubbard only started a religion because RAH (Robert Anson Heinlein) bet him that he couldn’t!

By: Xander62822

Xander62822 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:05:04 +0000

John travolta looks much better like this. Younger and hotter

By: responderer

responderer — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:12:38 +0000

The "Xenu" on the right was as from the BBC series Panorama. It has nothing to do with the movie or the official Scientology version of Xenu. Neither does the picture of Travolta have anything to do with the movie Battlefield Earth. It was taken around March of this year (2008), and the movie was released in 2000. Also, Travolta didn't play Xenu. He played someone named Terl. And he didn't look like that in the movie, either. He had dreadlocks. Yours was an interesting conjecture, but you ought to research your claims before you call others retarded. Have a nice FAIL.

By: Eagle Lord

Eagle Lord — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:03:09 +0000

The Icon they gave “not a moron” totally looks like Cthulhu
The sci-fi author religion thing just keeps expanding
the only difference is HP Lovecraft is respectable
*zing*

By: Eagle Lord

Eagle Lord — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:59:49 +0000

I would follow it
and maybe everyone call tell us that the facts we based entirely off of the opinions
of a science fiction author are false and their opinion is in fact the truth
crap Scientology are took that card

well at least we could listen to the Summoning all the time

By: NoseMoking

NoseMoking — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:39:25 +0000

I LOLed. Oh, Failblog…

By: gonzo

gonzo — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:46:00 +0000

maybe i’ll start a religion about lord of the rings.

and someday a moron will stand for my religion in a thread

By: Not a moron

Not a moron — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:38:22 +0000

You’re absolutely right: usually I ignore these things and don’t give a crap about them. This time, however, I thought I would try to make a difference.

By: schnydens

schnydens — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:59:44 +0000

if you were so successful and happy, why would you even care about this thread in the first place?

By: schnydens

schnydens — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:56:23 +0000

people get addicted to anything these days. football is the amphetamine of the masses.

By: schnydens

schnydens — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:55:12 +0000

the subconscious edits out negative words like NOT, so basically you’re admitting that you are, in fact, a moron.

By: schnydens

schnydens — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:50:47 +0000

how about i just jump on the not-really-interested-wagon?

btw, how can thinking for oneself coincide with believing the story told by a science fiction writer WHO ACUALLY SAID that the best way to become a billionaire is to start your own religion?
srsly, i’m dumbfounded!

By: schnydens

schnydens — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:43:55 +0000

and i believe it was heaven’s gate, not scientology… but still. crazy.

By: schnydens

schnydens — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:42:18 +0000

did he by any chance also play an african or hispanic american in said movie?

By: Not a moron

Not a moron — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:09:01 +0000

Automated response? Are you kidding? I don’t know what to tell you fools other than the fact that I am happy, I am healthy, I am in an awesome and strong relationship that has been that way for over two years, and my family is close, successful, and happy. Overall, I just love my life and I wouldn’t want to be anybody else. If you don’t believe that then I honestly don’t know what to tell you.

By: blue

blue — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:40:32 +0000

I’m basing it on previous interactions with this individual. I will gladly be civil with him, I just cannot enter into a debate with someone that I know has a job to do that specifically demands them to ignore facts.

By: Jazzy

Jazzy — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:56:36 +0000

“I’ll talk with you any time. Don’t expect me to believe a single word that comes out of your mouth, though.”

Preconditionally not believing anything that someone says isn’t really “talking” now is it?

By: Jazzy

Jazzy — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:54:31 +0000

Maybe “Nuh-uh!” would have been a better follow up for you?

By: blue

blue — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:02:00 +0000

Aw Terryeo, I’ll talk with you any time. Don’t expect me to believe a single word that comes out of your mouth, though. I understand your responsibility is to save the world, not to tell the truth.

By: blue

blue — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:59:03 +0000

I tried reading Hubbard’s work, both fiction and non fiction. The man fails at basic communication skills. I tried talking to an actual Scientologist, he wouldn’t even shake my hand. I don’t know any other group of free, independent thinkers who aren’t allowed to listen to viewpoints that oppose their own.

PS: The ideas in Scientology that work were stolen from self help books, every ounce of original content from LRH was moonbat-ery like the Xenu story.

By: herb

herb — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:00:11 +0000

*rimshot*

By: herb

herb — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:59:15 +0000

Oooh-oooh! I know, Mistah Kottah!

By: Terryeo

Terryeo — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:48:03 +0000

Man, what a disappointment. Only a single auto reply and insult from the Scientology side?

As Sarah Palin would say: Talk to a real Scientologist.
As John Stewart would say: not a ‘fake’ Scientologist like Jason Beghe.

By: telegramsam

telegramsam — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:03:32 +0000

Or you’ll what? Chastise us some more?

By: telegramsam

telegramsam — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:02:31 +0000

Because saying you have “a high IQ” definitely makes it true.

(And Sarah Palin has a an IQ >100 but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a moron, IQ is actually a pretty poor indicator of actual intelligence)

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:29:33 +0000

It should be religion is the aphrodisiac of the masses if everyone just keeps on coming.

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:27:59 +0000

Yes, and now Travolta looks like a traditional ‘gay’ alien.

By: Growler

Growler — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:47:35 +0000

Huh. Whaddya know? Marxism was right. Religion really is the opiate of the masses. And it looks like the addicts just keep on coming.

As to the pic: Irony – you’re doing it right.