Comments on: Carly Simon Totally Looks Like Steven Tyler

By: Tiffany Tyler

Tiffany Tyler — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:48:35 +0000

Gonna need to add Prince William & Kate to that equation as well, they got some huge mouth holes.

By: Muffin_Face

Muffin_Face — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 17:32:24 +0000

Their mouths are SO big

By: MissLowpar

MissLowpar — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:27:13 +0000

You look like a hideous insecure talentless hack who is jealous because you’re too sluggish and prude to be as pretty as someone liked. Oh wait, that’s what you are!

By: Morgan

Morgan — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:13:29 +0000

clever comment alert!

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:09:11 +0000

yeah, what was the last song you wrote, ‘I’m a dumbass an’ like to talk a lot of crap’??

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:07:49 +0000

Ahahhaha! Epic win of a comment if I do say so. Nicely done, Hell Hath No Fury

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:37:50 +0000

I TOTALLY SAID THIS ON A CARLY SIMON VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND GOT FLAMED TO DEATH FOR IT!! I’M NOT CRAZY AFTER ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: ARTYFISHALL

ARTYFISHALL — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:26:44 +0000

The thing that they both have in common, is the fact that they both are extremely ugly.

By: reener

reener — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:37:01 +0000

I meant the first initial comment about the dentist.

By: reener

reener — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:34:59 +0000

Took the words right out of my mouth….umm, no pun intended!

By: CloakedWoodsman

CloakedWoodsman — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:02:51 +0000

Pez dispensers.

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:24:51 +0000

Good calls, HH. I’d get out while you’re next to the surface. I’m claiming this thread as well.*waits to see if HH steps forward* Good, didn’t think so. Want a job? *Crams flag into net-therspace.* another one gone…..another one blah blah blah. *adjusts villianous eyeglass piece*

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:21:59 +0000

*tosses dows blitz bombs, and watches blitz and pieces go flying* Yummy. Damn. Hell hath survived again, and ran ahead. I’ll See you there, Hell.

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:20:33 +0000

I like how error trolls constantly fail to see irony in it’s purest form. OF COURSE, you dumbsack. It’s the ‘see you there’ campaign, and you’re slow. GO back to sleep, I have things to take. *cuts first straight into chest, then sloooowly up to neck, and spin-skewers the head to pop off onto the camera, closing off the footage with dark insides of a dead mouth.

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:17:36 +0000

Horribly unfunny, but your pic+name is too adorable. *Mows dows the others with m-60* You can come with or die. I’ll bring you now, and any time you want ‘out’, let me know. We’re moving backwards through the threads, killing all and claiming them. All in backwards order. The element of surprise has payed off (Check the next few ‘forward’ threads) apparantly, no one has yet to lift a finger. See you there.

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:13:51 +0000

Still good work, but sorry, *slices off all heads in one gorgeous swan strike*, there isn’t much room. What’s that ahead?¿

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:11:45 +0000

All great talk, about something interesting. I won’t land gear here. LEt them go, men. *flies past*

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:15:06 +0000

A dentist’s dream.

By: ellen

ellen — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:59:52 +0000

the one that his head cracks half open backwards?
Hilarious.

By: ellen

ellen — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:59:12 +0000

hehehe

By: ellen

ellen — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:58:32 +0000

I like the way if the same person signs in with different names, they have the same icon.
(posting on your own comments FAIL)

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:42:32 +0000

You’re here, you signed up, you typed it in. Hypocrite.

By: HHFrenz

HHFrenz — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:21:18 +0000

I always wondered what their children would look like. The guy from the Reach toothbrush commercial, I guess.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:24:35 +0000

What a mean-spirited blog.
juveniles

By: Impressario

Impressario — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:50:24 +0000

And I’ll conduct the backround music. Heh, ‘back’ ….heh heh, ’round’.

By: Carly Simon

Carly Simon — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:49:23 +0000

Oh, I suppose. One reacharound, coming up. See you there.

By: Steven Tyler

Steven Tyler — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:48:25 +0000

Someone ram me from behind. See you there.

By: brmbug

brmbug — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:14:58 +0000

I prefer “Muppet Mouth”. Julia Roberts suffers from that affliction as well.

By: lauren.

lauren. — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:35:10 +0000

sooo true. julia roberts has the biggest smile on the planet. its gross.

By: lauren.

lauren. — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:34:00 +0000

lmao, they both have that repulsively huge mouth. haha

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:16:16 +0000

We RLY need to get a lineup of Mick Jagger, Tom Petty, Julia Roberts, Steven Tyler, Carly Simon. TLL WIN! ….but I’m afraid their plunger-lipped, big-toothed powers combined would cause an epic vortex of unforseen destruction.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:54:11 +0000

So never judge a book by it’s cover
Or who you’re going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise
*sings along badly and off-key*

By: ellen

ellen — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:54:03 +0000

Julia Roberts mouth is that big too.

By: ellen

ellen — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:53:05 +0000

Oh, but back in the day, she was a hot as Jennifer Anniston. men drooled over her.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:52:22 +0000

‘past’ FAIL

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:51:50 +0000

…and Mick Jagger. They all have plunger lips in my opinion.

By: wimple

wimple — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:22:55 +0000

Just can’t get passed the ENORMOUS mouths.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:01:26 +0000

Dude TOTALLY looks like a lady.

By: deaddrift

deaddrift — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:38:57 +0000

Ha ha, good call!

By: BlakeJennings419

BlakeJennings419 — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:52:14 +0000

She looks more like Tom Petty in my opinion

By: JD

JD — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:29:12 +0000

OMG she DOES. I didn’t even need to see the picture.

By: missmopar05

missmopar05 — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:04:29 +0000

She looks like a hideous, talentless hack to me. Oh wait, that’s what she is!