Comments on: Mating Carrots Totally Looks Like A Chromosome

By: alexzandria47

alexzandria47 — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:47:26 +0000

and i didnt learn about it till seventh

By: me

me — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:14:53 +0000

LOSERS UNITE!

By: lolztothemax1

lolztothemax1 — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:45:54 +0000

ok wtf with the carrots?

By: James

James — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:59:48 +0000

which one’s female?

By: Nenuchi Corason

Nenuchi Corason — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:10:41 +0000

LUCK…im only in 5th going on 6th in a few months.

By: SooperCool

SooperCool — Wed, 27 May 2009 06:56:01 +0000

Win.

By: idk

idk — Sat, 23 May 2009 00:18:13 +0000

anyone on this site that is older than ninth grade is a loser

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 02:27:22 +0000

7th for me

By: Andrea

Andrea — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:48:45 +0000

Not ironic, because it’s not the opposite of what you might expect… Apt or fitting is more like it!

By: Person

Person — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:29:04 +0000

Is it just me, or is it ironic that these 2 look alike?

By: Kahlest

Kahlest — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:50:44 +0000

With benefits

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓ — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 09:22:15 +0000

I’m phucking a canatlope right this very second.

By: carli

carli — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:40:38 +0000

now,is that appropriate?????

By: antof9

antof9 — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:00:37 +0000

Andrea — not lame. Funny

By: antof9

antof9 — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:00:07 +0000

It really does look sort of lewd, no?

By: Andrea

Andrea — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:46:58 +0000

These ones are heaps better than two random celebrities with similar faces!

By: Andrea

Andrea — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:45:03 +0000

S’why they’re called root vegetables…
.
K, sorry, not only was that painfully lame of me, but I’m not sure if “root” is slang for sex anywhere outside of Aus. Joke fail on two counts.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:42:06 +0000

Sense of humour fail.

By: The Stabbing Pen

The Stabbing Pen — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:23:44 +0000

Carrots having sex. SO VULGAR.

By: Disser

Disser — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 22:01:11 +0000

I learned about chromosomes in 6th grade

By: reminnnngtonnnnn

reminnnngtonnnnn — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:04:49 +0000

WIN.

By: slipknot555

slipknot555 — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:55:29 +0000

funny.

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 13:50:16 +0000

Yeah… Really good “friends”…

By: Asbduhas

Asbduhas — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 07:19:35 +0000

It’s called HUMOR.

By: AnnaBanana

AnnaBanana — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 04:52:20 +0000

Hey, at least it’s not another repeat of the Micheal [sic] Jackson totally looks like an Egyptian statue, or any of the other daily-repeated ones.

By: faunablues

faunablues — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:41:08 +0000

Yup!
people might want to be more careful about what they say when they declare “fail” on others…

By: faunablues

faunablues — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:35:01 +0000

Plants don’t typically just make clones of themselves – pollen is transferred from one plant to another (through the wind, an animal carrier, whatever) and fertilizes an ova. Sounds like sex to me.
Just because the plant itself doesn’t move in the process doesn’t mean there’s no mating going on.
(But yeah, the taproot portion does not mate)

By: Hamster king

Hamster king — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:06:07 +0000

Is it me is is this one just a stretch? Is TTll Really out of ideas?

By: quig

quig — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 23:26:21 +0000

Actually, it is considered a single chromosome. It is composed of a pair of chromatids. They aren’t considered separate chromosomes until after they have split during anaphase.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 22:08:53 +0000

Totallylookslike.com, where the necessity of hugging your children makes itself evident.

By: steelguy

steelguy — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:27:16 +0000

Um, all the time? It’s where baby plants come from.
Besides, I don’t think that’s the point of the comparison…

By: Michelle

Michelle — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:03:22 +0000

EW!

By: ShadowQuest

ShadowQuest — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:40:29 +0000

They’re not mating – they’re just really good friends.

By: Nerdette

Nerdette — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:09:44 +0000

evidently someone has never been around a female ginkgo…

By: ModernMendel

ModernMendel — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 19:19:30 +0000

Tsk, tsk. EPIC fail. Carrots do not mate, nor do any other plant. They’re simply ingrown.

For example, if someone’s toenail grew into their toe (gross I know, but this is just an example), you would not say that the toe and the toenail were mating. x3

The resemblance is pretty good, though….

By: i_am#1

i_am#1 — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:30:39 +0000

you know carrots, they (CENSORED!) like rabbits

By: alxks

alxks — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 17:36:14 +0000

I think you should move this to failblog.com :s

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:39:55 +0000

I can see you’re unfamiliar with ferns, cannabis, holly, et al.

By: Dan

Dan — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:20:43 +0000

Since when do plants have sex? Fail.

By: Ellie

Ellie — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:47:16 +0000

Now, now, be fair. I didn’t learn about chromosomes until NINTH grade.

By: Angel

Angel — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:32:06 +0000

Mating carrots totally look like a PAIR of chromosomes.

8th grade science fail.

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:16:14 +0000

It’s break-up sex.

By: Ibbits

Ibbits — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:03:32 +0000

awesome… but then wouldn’t they technically be splitting and the off to look for some better half?