Comments on: This Guy Totally Looks Like Goomba

By: low energy bulbs

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By: shay

shay — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 23:46:43 +0000

where the heck is he from to look like that

By: Matty R.

Matty R. — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 23:18:20 +0000

I think he spent a little too much time at the Tanning Salon…

By: me

me — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 16:58:55 +0000

Mitch Fritz?

By: Angel?

Angel? — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:10:53 +0000

>___________> LOL! “This Guy” :’D

By: Ryuto Hiroshima

Ryuto Hiroshima — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 04:12:02 +0000

That is funny

By: Don't Reply

Don't Reply — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:09:54 +0000

tl;dr? lol

By: me

me — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:38:38 +0000

I don’t care what horrible movie they were in – goombas do NOT look like that. lol

By: Roxanne

Roxanne — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:42:19 +0000

Haaaaa!!!!

By: Kamikazee

Kamikazee — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 06:28:40 +0000

The magic, it is the magic!

By: Kamikazee

Kamikazee — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 06:26:42 +0000

That movie sucked so much, it was good. The characters weren’t right, the premise wasn’t right, (since when were goombas like 6’4?) but hey, Anthony Hopkins and Johnny Leguizamo.

By: Bora Bora

Bora Bora — Sat, 23 May 2009 23:22:23 +0000

I think it’s swedish retired bodybuilder Ove Rytter.

By: marlie

marlie — Sat, 23 May 2009 15:58:39 +0000

goomba would be offended by this.

By: T_T

T_T — Sat, 09 May 2009 08:57:55 +0000

whatever it is it’s from the worst possible movie based off of a game >:-(

By: durpp

durpp — Wed, 06 May 2009 04:23:33 +0000

who wouldn’t want to wake up to that in the morning

By: Mwahohoho

Mwahohoho — Tue, 05 May 2009 01:50:31 +0000

imagine if the guy stumbled upon this page.

By: Mwahohoho

Mwahohoho — Tue, 05 May 2009 01:49:45 +0000

Lmao, awesome one
…ah, the dangers of making your photos public

By: Crissy

Crissy — Sat, 02 May 2009 21:47:27 +0000

Scariest guy of life!

By: seriously?

seriously? — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:10:10 +0000

please refer to the copious amounts of Super Mario nerding above.

or, you know, the caption immediately beneath the set of pictures.

By: Alfonso

Alfonso — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:37:49 +0000

That “Goomba” is from a movie because I remember watching it. Does anyone know what the name of that movie is?

By: Hunter S. T.

Hunter S. T. — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:06:49 +0000

Car-grease or selftan overdose???

By: Waffles

Waffles — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:35:09 +0000

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT MONSTROSITY!!!! (( the one on the left..))

By: Sneekz

Sneekz — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:11:46 +0000

I totally agree with you there. I saw it when i was about 14 and sat there rolling my eyes through about 90% of the movie.

By: Bora Bora

Bora Bora — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:05:21 +0000

Looks like old Swedish Bodybuilder Ove Rytter, google it!

By: Yuuji Yamato

Yuuji Yamato — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 06:07:44 +0000

creepy

By: Yuuji Yamato

Yuuji Yamato — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 06:02:06 +0000

You owned the dude, \m/

By: andy

andy — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:30:00 +0000

He is a body builder for sure…but def not jay cutler!

By: aLOLfromHolland

aLOLfromHolland — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:08:28 +0000

LOL!!!

By: DollyzDaggerz

DollyzDaggerz — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:54:49 +0000

OMG…a lot of blah, blah, blaaaaah here, lmao!

By: Mcoss

Mcoss — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:09:05 +0000

“No offense but get a life”

How can one not take offense to that?

No offense, but no1 isn’t a word.

By: Darwin-lover

Darwin-lover — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:11:04 +0000

This guy has the “I just swallowed a hand-grenade, and I’m waiting for it to explode but I don’t want to appear alarmed” smile, doesn’t he?

Or the “I JUST took a dump — right in my pants . . .PLEASE tell me you don’t smell anything” smile

Or the “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my God – I just felt my balls suck right up into my pelvis – I GOTTA stop it with these steroids” smile

Or the “HI HONEY, you’re home EARLY! PLEASE don’t walk into the bedroom, there is definately NOT another woman in our bed” smile

By: userID

userID — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:50:42 +0000

I was about to lay some self-righteous smackdown on y’all for poking fun at a burn victim. But vaquero was kind enough to post the name of my assumed “burn victim,” so I did a little online research. No burns there, except maybe sunburns from working out too long on Venice Beach. Pair that with being coated in that bodybuilder goop and someone snapping a piss-poor pic of this guy mid-grin, and you get a Perfect Storm photo-wise.

By: Lera

Lera — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:34:03 +0000

You can find this guy at your local zoo, sitting in the corner of the gorilla cage, confused and wondering why everyone around him is smarter and better looking than him!

By: davo

davo — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 06:04:52 +0000

yeah actually that’s 2 letters and a number..

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:07:59 +0000

u seriously have no idea how hard i laughed at this

By: Jake

Jake — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:28:42 +0000

okay no offense but get a life if u spend all day figuring out stuff no1 cares
about!

By: Jake

Jake — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:25:56 +0000

ur totally right hes a geek

By: dee

dee — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:28:55 +0000

Kudos.

By: MoonHitler

MoonHitler — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:10:15 +0000

I never plan on seeing that movie; they never should have made it in the first place.

By: Ooops

Ooops — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:02:29 +0000

Fritz

By: LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓

LΦcke δ┴εΦ▬¶↓ó╞/╗ºÆ╓ — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 05:24:36 +0000

SNAP! He has leaky bowel syndrome. Gross!!!! You guys DO know what that is, right? UGH. Your crap leaks into your body and comes out your pores.
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By: meg!

meg! — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:03:08 +0000

he is SO creepy

By: ash

ash — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:48:16 +0000

the original pic of the guy is from the site collegehumor.com, and i’m the ORIGINAL person who MADE the Body Builder vs. Goomba.

I deserve the cred, ok, thaaanks!

By: Nuclear Chauffeur

Nuclear Chauffeur — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:02:43 +0000

Hardcore World Database?
Hell Comes When Dog Bites?
How Can We Die Bashfully?

By: Jules

Jules — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:46:14 +0000

TOTALLY.

By: Kazpr

Kazpr — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:37:34 +0000

1st? no waits that 3 letters.

By: BRMBug

BRMBug — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:12:52 +0000

There you go.

By: RandyZak

RandyZak — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:59:58 +0000

You say that like it’s a bad thing…

By: WarDragon

WarDragon — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:23:27 +0000

furry?

By: Lakshmi

Lakshmi — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:19:31 +0000

huh?