Comments on: My Baby’s Ultrasound Totally Looks Like Venom

By: Lo

Lo — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 00:58:03 +0000

I think it’s trying to tell you something.

By: Me

Me — Sun, 09 May 2010 18:25:43 +0000

As long as you don’t live in New York I’m sure your baby will be fine…

By: Cymbleyn

Cymbleyn — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:27:45 +0000

That’s oddly ironic.

ITS A SIGN!!!!! THE BABY MUST BE KILLED BEFORE HE BECOMES A THREAT T HUMAN KIND AND SPIDERMAN!

By: JP

JP — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:05:28 +0000

So you can’t post ANYTHING on the net without being an attention whore anymore… even a frigging sonogram where you compare your fetus to a psychotic villain made of goo makes you an attention whore because… well, it’s YOUR BABY.
Gee, I’d understand if it was her face, but a frigging sonogram?

Let me follow that logic for a moment…
Congrats! You win at attention whoring by commenting! YAY!

By: JP

JP — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:01:33 +0000

ABORTION TIME!!! D:

(prolifers/choicers, STFU in advance. It’s a joke- this is a joking SITE. If you can’t take it, go elsewhere, Love, me. :3 )

By: hills

hills — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:18:25 +0000

heh, i dont see it. looks far more like the grateful dead, i think.

By: AbduE

AbduE — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:23:36 +0000

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ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance

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By: LeeDarkside

LeeDarkside — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:25:24 +0000

I actually agree with this one.

By: bloop!

bloop! — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:35:33 +0000

666… juss saying lol

By: Kristin

Kristin — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:03:00 +0000

Name it Damien.

By: MEghan

MEghan — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:10:39 +0000

Hahahahhaahhahahhahaahahhahahaha.This is awesome…But…err…did you and spiderman have an affair?-_-

By: Lyzzy_stardust

Lyzzy_stardust — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:16:48 +0000

careful, your baby might turn you emo.

By: Bekky

Bekky — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:55:45 +0000

i hope to god you’re baby was just positioned funny and thats not their actual face LMFAO

By: jivoochi

jivoochi — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:04:20 +0000

that’s a bad omen, right there

By: Lundix

Lundix — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 06:07:28 +0000

Gonna have to agree, the eyes give him away.

By: Michael Heide

Michael Heide — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:01:38 +0000

The black costume wasn’t called Venom until Eddie Brock started wearing it.

By: Eaver

Eaver — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:11:39 +0000

It looks like Greed-soul from the manga series Fullmetal Alchemist, too.

I’m snatching this.

By: mike

mike — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 04:44:32 +0000

The kid looks more like the Grateful Dead logo.

By: AndThePickles

AndThePickles — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:31:45 +0000

you’ve done this too many times now. grow a brain. the woman thought it was funny, so she posted it. if she thought otherwise, would you see it up and have yet another thing to complain about?

By: Marty

Marty — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:37:50 +0000

VENOM IS AN ALIEN! You’re the worst!

By: Marty

Marty — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:35:10 +0000

* to kill their parents. Fits of nerd-rage cloud my grammar.

By: Marty

Marty — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:33:54 +0000

Didn’t you read the 2004 miniseries Venom vs. Carnage? Symbiotes STRIVE you kill their parents.

By: KitteyCat1010

KitteyCat1010 — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:01:31 +0000

I’d be a liiiiitle worried if my ultrasound looked like that!

By: mach turtle

mach turtle — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:40:33 +0000

Hey, I’m pro-choice and my knee jerk reaction was KEEP IT!

Seriously though, if your rational is all life is sacred except children that might be demons… it’s no wonder that bible thumping middle America is going to be the downfall of the world.

At any rate, though, this is my favorite “Totally Looks Like” picture since forever.

By: Me

Me — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:00:58 +0000

Cool^^ may it be Riot?

By: Me

Me — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:57:13 +0000

ooh queen, i love it to hate you.

By: wheeeeedoggie

wheeeeedoggie — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:30:01 +0000

Yes- Spiderman’s outfit turned black when he was taken over by Venom. That’s what we are talking about.

By: Sam

Sam — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:27:49 +0000

Well, Venom the comic book character first appeared only three years after Venom the band’s first album, so it’s a geekiness issue not one of age.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:00:53 +0000

No. When Spiderman’s outfit turned black.

By: Revenant

Revenant — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:31:27 +0000

Maybe I’m getting old, but did anyone else expect to see a pic of an English heavy metal band here, and now has no idea what the rest of you kids are talking about?

By: Schleimeimer

Schleimeimer — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:56:09 +0000

Or possibly WERE screwed, like maybe only once?

Oh wow, an ultrasound which looks like a bursting watermelon, just like every other ultrasound ever…the self satisfaction of those who have accomplished possibly the most unskilled achievement EVER continues to incredibly underwhelm.

The only thing rarer than an “Interesting” ultrasound image is an “Uninteresting” one.

By: XVII

XVII — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:22:29 +0000

This is getting old.

By: XVII

XVII — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:21:59 +0000

TROLL FAIL

By: tenten

tenten — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:15:18 +0000

or it would look like Topher Grace =O
lol

By: Shawn

Shawn — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:32:48 +0000

THIRD!!!!!

By: Stephen

Stephen — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:25:07 +0000

Oh look, you can see his……fangs.

By: EGV

EGV — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:49:42 +0000

In that case, wouldn’t the fetus look like Peter Parker?

By: bewyrd

bewyrd — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:32:50 +0000

you know your an ubergeek when…

By: JwalkerBlue

JwalkerBlue — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:30:01 +0000

Congrats! Its a symbiot!

By: randomised

randomised — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:17:19 +0000

WTH is rong with u pple?????
at first pple were talkin bout comic books and stuff!!!!!!!! then it turned really random…
anyway, i LOVE the ultra sound!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!

By: CyrillKR

CyrillKR — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:14:18 +0000

scary ultrasound

By: PennyDreadful

PennyDreadful — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:32:09 +0000

Uh… you mean… Venom…? Der…

By: Ai

Ai — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:01:09 +0000

SOMETHING SEXY THIS WAY COMES.

By: Platy

Platy — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:19:39 +0000

Ahh man… My bebe’s ultrasound just looked like Skelator. I’m totes jealous!

By: Stella

Stella — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:30:35 +0000

Wow, you win at the attention-whoring!

By: Kalashnikov

Kalashnikov — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:41:28 +0000

Also looks like the black Spiderman.

By: fghtita

fghtita — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:29:04 +0000

Yeah, yeah. You’re screwed.

By: zeli

zeli — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:15:47 +0000

That is the first time I have EVER been able to make out any discernable form from an ultrasound. Well done!!

By: zeli

zeli — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:12:40 +0000

Oh at least give some points for degree of difficulty and execution. Well done F1rst! You’re still a bit of a tool, but well done at BEING a tool!

By: Calista

Calista — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:56:19 +0000

Hey, I’m pro-life and my knee jerk reaction was KILL IT! Come on, deamon baby here people… who isn’t creeped out by that thing?!