Socrates Totally Looks Like Anthony Hopkins
Socrates Totally Looks Like Anthony Hopkins
Dear Santa,
This year for Christmas, I want some philosophy books, an Academy Award, a fluffy white beard, and some fava beans with a nice chianti SUCKING NOISES!
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