
This Guy Totally Looks Like Rotisserie Chicken
Aw, dude, yeah, you know, I like to hit the gym for a couple hours in the afternoon, PUMP SOME IRON — I can bench like 350 — then hit the tanning salon. The fine piece of tail behind the counter knows I like that dial turned all the way up to ROTISSERIE CHICKEN, and, yeah, I just BAKE for a few hours. Then I go home and EAT MY OWN FACE because by that time I’m usually pretty hungry, and I just can’t say no to a well-done bird.
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