
Björk Totally Looks Like The Grinch
Alright, so here’s the plan: We stage a remake of the film in Iceland, get Björk to sign on, and have her rewrite the music to fit her eclectic tastes. Bjinch, the main character, lives on top of a volcano with her pet puffin, Mäx. On Christmas Eve, Bjinch and Mäx sneak into Reykjavík and steal Christmas while singing songs with choruses that sound like EEEEEEAAuuuuRRRAAAAAYEEAAAHHHH. It won’t make sense to anyone, but people will pretend to understand it in order to seem smart, and then it will win a bunch of awards.
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